OUTSIDE THE GOVERNMENT AND BEYOND THE POLICE!!!

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I totally posted not long ago, but too bad. Two matters of importance:

You know you wanna take this poll regarding which of Ten's lines is the most assholeish.

Secondly, goldy_dollar and I are creating a Torchwood drinking game, specifically with the upcoming special/whatever this summer. So far we have:

-Torchwood causes the problem they then have to solve (1 drink)
-The Rift did it (1 drink)
-Jack stands on a roof (1 drink)
-Ianto and/or Jack cries (1 drink each)
-Someone makes out with and/or has sex with someone besides their boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/partner (1 drink for Jack; 2 for Gwen and Ianto)
-Torchwood's fail actually kills some/many of the people they are attempting to save (1 drink)
-Some casual citizen who should know nothing about such a Top Secret Agency knows all about the Top Secret Agency (1 drink)
-Jack hugs a whale (drink the whole bottle)

Suggestions are greatly appreciated.

Comments

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

Someone uses the invisible elevator, you see the pterodactyl, there's something inherently unsexy (cybermen) that has been sexified for no reason other than fanservice (cybergirlfriend)

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OMG YES TO ALL OF THOSE

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

I'd like to note that I've only ever seen 4 episodes of torchwood :D

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In those four episodes you clearly got A PERFECT PICTURE of what the entire show is like

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

hahahaha how about someone shows up who's had sex with Jack in the past?

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YES

or jack knows something eh shouldn't know because he seduced somebody

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

someone remarks on jack's style of clothing?

gwen ignores rhys in order to stick around and do something pointless for jack

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ooo maybe there'll be a HER/HIS NAME WAS TOSH/OWEN

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

I hope so seeing as they were the only members of torchwood who might have actually been useful

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Trufax. They are now without a technical genius or a doctor. They just have a coffee boy, a former cop and ... Jack.

Well done, Torchwood.

I decided it was totally altTosh who built the dimension cannon. Because only Tosh is that cool.

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

Ianto's uses are as follows: the torchwood form of Jears (Jack!Tears from LOST), jack's boytoy and...sometimes he has cybermen girlfriends. Gwen is equally useless. And Jack is Jack.

WHY WOULD THEY KILL OFF TOSH AND OWEN?

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I sometimes wonder if they killed off Tosh and Owen specifically to make room for Martha and Mickey (the doctor and the techie), and then Freema quit and they were like WELL GODDAMNIT.

I kind of hope that happened because LULZ.

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

See I could see that being awesome but Freema got another job so they fucked that one up. Mickey'll probably come along anyway. Maybe they can get someone else from the Doctor's past! MAYBE THE RANI WHO IS BEING PLAYED BY GILLIAN ANDERSON HAVE I MENTIONED HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS :D :D :D

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I'm legit hoping Mickey is in the special and it's just been a relatively well-kept secret and/or I just haven't seen as many Torchwood spoilers as I have spoilers for Doctor Who

MAYBE THE RANI WHO IS BEING PLAYED BY GILLIAN ANDERSON HAVE I MENTIONED HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS :D :D :D

bb I hate to break it to you but the same newspaper also ran an article about some actress I've never heard of playing the Doctor's mom in the Christmas special. I think it may be false.

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt D: D: D: D: NOW I AM SADPANTS. FINE KALI, FINE.

If they don't get Mickey who the fuck ARE they gonna get.

OH WAIT!

BETS THAT THERE'S MAGICALLY A PETE'S WORLD TOSH AND OWEN WHO COME TO TORCHWOOD BECAUSE THEY WERE STUPID AND DIDN'T PLAN THIS WELL

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I mean it might be true, but I'm just saying. I'm torn between being like LOL and being like "do we really need another time lord?" That said if it was like, 'GILLIAN ANDERSON AS ROMANA' I would've been pumped, so I'm just a dirty hypocrite.

Seriously there's no believable way those three can take care of themselves for that long. I saw casting stuff on ONTD once and it was two randoms I've never heard of and I was like DNW

The best part is how what's her name, Naoko Mori, and Burn Gorman were better actors than any of the remaining cast.

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY NO ONE ELSE THERE CAN ACT. ACTING IS NOT CRYING FREELY THEN KISSING THINGS PEOPLE

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John Barrowman is seriously so lolariously bad, I can't get over it. And I hate Gwen so I can't even comment on Eve Myles fairly, and then Ianto is just such an illogical character

And then I've heard that Naoko Mori did her death scene in one take. THERE IS A CLEAR WINNER HERE.

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

Well yes, she's awesome. NO ONE GETS ANYTHING DONE WITHOUT HER! Ianto and Gwen would have been exterminated if she hadn't set up that timey stoppy thing!

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Tosh saves their asses from BEYOND THE GRAVE

Did you know she's the doctor/scientist lady in Aliens of London? The one examining the pig thing? She talks to Nine.

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

Woah, really? That's weiiiiirrrrrdddddd. Well Tosh is the shit so I'm not surprised. And she doesn't get picked up by torchwood until AFTER canary wharf

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Actually the timeline's messed up because presumably that shit happens before Canary Wharf, but in the scene where Tosh dies she makes a joke thing with Owen about how she was filling in for him and "lol, pig alien" and stuff.

So who the fuck knows.

Unless Jack started collecting people/running Torchwood three before Torchwood London fell apart.

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

It's possible. Jack does "collect" people and didn't he say everyone in torchwood died in 2000 and then he restructured from the ground up?

oh who the fuck knows. let's just blame it on timey wimey :D

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HAHA YES THE GUY KILLS EVERYONE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE '99 BECAUSE "THE 21ST CENTURY IS WHEN EVERYTHING CHANGES"

I choose to believe it was Tosh just because I like Tosh and she deserves to be on a better show. She'd have made a good companion. I remember once Liz and I were like "I'd get a Tosh icon but then PEOPLE MIGHT THINK I LIKE TORCHWOOD"

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha you could get one that says "I like Tosh. I hate Torchwood."