how could this happen to meeeee?

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I have just completed by last paper for my second year, and I thought I would celebrate by spamming your flists with more Very Important Polls.

[Poll #1380490]

I used a highly scientific method to determine the options you see before you. If you would like an option explained or would like to suggest one, you may say so. ENJOY.

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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE! MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!

We should start a comm called whohighhorses or just highhorses where we can post polls on what the Doctor would definitely not do.

This could be the first poll:

What would the Doctor not do:

1. Impregnate the face of Boe
2. Change his name to John/Jamie/Horace/anything else besides Doctor
3. Have sexual relations with Donna *shudder*
4. Paint the TARDIS red
5. Go shopping with Jackie Tyler

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6. Have a threesome with the Master and Jack

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7. Vomit babies from his mouth
8. Regenerate into Billie Piper

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9. Have a gaggle of tiembabiez with Rose and name them after famous physicists and/or random gods and goddesses.
10. Live happily ever after.

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11. MARRY A HUMAN, HEM HEM.

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12. Have relations with a previous or current incarnation of himself.
13. Wear a trucker hat with 'ONCOMING POUT' emblazoned on the front.

I like #10. the best though, because its sooooooo true.

And maybe he would do #13, its hard to say.

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Haha that is BRILLIANT.

comfyhorses; we're not afraid to kick back, relax and be obnoxious.

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Let's do it! We could form teams (with which to have some sort of competitions) based on the different shades of David's velvet blazers/suits. I want to be team SexyMerlot.

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I've never seen a picture that had the pants before.

Just... LIRL

It would make him nice and soft to hug, though.

Is it like Hogwarts houses? Like, "FIVE POINTS TO SHINY BRONZE (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/22/article-1126633-0320B91E000005DC-537_468x740.jpg)?"

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That picture never fails to make me giggle and I fear that I could look at it all day and still be amused. Do you think he's trying too hard, trying not at all, or trying just the perfect amount?

And yes, its exactly like Hogwarts houses. So five points to SHINY BRONZE but I'm going to have to say ten points to SEXYMERLOT because of the pants.

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I have considered your question for a good few minutes now and I am no closer to an answer than I was a few minutes ago. I think I like to imagine his thought process as being something like "yes, I will wear a suit made entirely of merlot velvet to Billie Piper's wedding, WHAT OF IT?" but I don't know if that classifies as trying or not. I think it might be intentionally not trying, which is kind of like trying not to try, and I don't know how I feel about that.

Well naturally. I don't know I want to be Head of Shiny Bronze though, that's kind of like being Head of Hufflepuff or something.

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He really throws me some curve balls with his personality/commentary/velvet suits. Its hard for me to get a handle on his personality. He is a bit of enigma because he's obviously a gigantico nerd, but yet he's always gigantico famous and millions of people are hot for him. It's very confusing. He throws all of my social mores out of whack.

On a note that is not really related: I got sorted into Hufflepuff at Hogwarts Elite! I thought it was kind of ridiculous. But then I embraced it, because really I don't want to be a Gryffindor because they all try way to hard, and I'm not even remotely a hero. Ravenclaws are cool I guess but I don't want all that pressure to be smart all the time... thats a lot of pressure, I would prefer to be clever in sporadic bursts. Slytherin would be nice, but I think I'm far to apathetic to be devious... so I guess I go with all the rest into Hufflepuff. ? IDK. I would just sit in an yellow armchair and consume vats of wine and plates of cheese from the kitchen.

On another note: Hogwarts Elite is boring, you go through all that trouble to get in and then its a big nonlulzy FAIL.

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Not gonna lie I tend to not fangirl actors/real people in general because I ...dunno, I just don't, but everything I've seen of him just makes me adore him, he seems very lulzy and big kid-ish and apparently I am immature because I think it is AWESOME. But yes, I do find the idea of scrawny white nerd having these huge legions of fangirls really hilarious.

I woudl be a Hufflepuff too by default. Because I am not brave or clever or cunning.

OMG. OMG YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE BY SAYING THAT JSYK. The app is so pretentious I imagine they all sit around discussing Proust with Edward Cullen.

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Yeah I don't fangirl real people either. I think its slightly distasteful. It's one thing to be fangirly about fiction and quite another to be fangirly about actual people who have you know private lives. I remember back when ff.net was first started up and there were these huge sections filled with backstreet boys and nysnc fanfiction. I thought it was hilarious. And then I thought it was creepy.

Well cheers to us then, two perfectly nondescript Hufflepuffs, replete with safety scissors in hand and glitter stuck to our faces.

It really is boring. I thought that I would make like one million friends and have one million harry potter lulz, but nope. They did a friending meme last week and not one person wanted to be my friend, even though I told a really neat story about how I once got chased by the police and how I have four pairs of red shoes. In fact I think out of 200 only like 15 people even bothered to comment on the thing. Its all rather depressing. But don't tell, its probably supposed to be a secret.

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RPF/"real person fiction" creeps me the fuck out, I find it so voyeuristic and just... all around... creepy. I am also quite perplexed by the idea of shipping real people. Especially if one of them is married with a newborn and a tattoo of her husband's name on her arm like a biker.

OMG I am so excited by that. I think we pissed them off with our fictional applications, they liked Dwight's but not Kelly's. I never did submit the Master's or the Doctor's because I figured the joke was getting old, but still, I loved how upset some people got.

I've decided sorting comms in general are full of shit. They all take themselves so seriously.

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BOOH I'm always late to the party. RPFs freak the hell out of me, especially with creepy self-inserts. Can't them people at least keep it to their dreams?

I am very intrigued by the shoes and the police chase-story. Then again I am also a creepy stalker who is fangirling you both (DO NOT ACT LIKE THIS COMMENT DIDN'T SHOW UP IN BOTH OF YOUR INBOXES).

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Ten points to Saucy Emerald, for cheer cheekiness. (I only assume it's green, I can't really tell.)
Then there's always Seductive Black

I read pants as in underwear and not trousers, lulz ensued. I don't like velvet though, it makes me think of carpets and I abhor them.

Shiny bronze also gets the shiny who-mobile.

ETA: Oops replied to the wrong entry, oh well. I also feel dirty for googling Mr. Tennant. I don't generally approve of such behaviour :(

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OH MY GOD THE SEDUCTIVE BLACK PHOTO WIHT A... SHINY STAR T-SHIRT AND A GIANT SKULL IN THE BACKGROUND LIRLLLl

His choice in clothing is so.... ...interesting.

I googled "velvet suit" once for my Omegling purposes and found a list some girl had made of reasons she loves David Tennant. Idk how to describe that experience.

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Ahaha "Welcome to the metrosexual death eaters annual charity ball". On another note I approve of these houses.

o.O Dude. I think it's scary when people can't tell the difference between fangirling Ten and fangirling Tennant. It throws me even more when I say I obsess over Ten but not Tennant and people make it out like I'm the crazy one? LOL

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LOL YES. Voldemort would totally wear black velvet robes, you know it.

I think it would be fair to say I fangirl him, but my most fangirly is like, a zillion levels below some people's most fangirly. For me it means "I am more likely to watch something if he's in it and infrequently I watch interviews". It does not mean I regularly check out fansites or obsess over his favourite vegetable or something. And I totally get liking the character but not the actor, in general I am very apathetic towards actors.

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I guess I fangirl him a bit, but it's more like I admire him as an actor than anything else. I watch the occasional interview and tv-appearances but I'd never go looking for information on his personal life or anything like that. Even candid images makes me feel a bit iffy, I don't know it makes me feel uncomfortable.

I like him well enough as an actor but I mean it's not like I know anything about him and that's actually fine with me. I've got this one girl on my flist who's COMPLETELY obsessed with David Tennant, she posts like several times a day, with news about him and such.... ngh IDK man, I don't find it that healthy.

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Yeah I don't fangirl people in the sense that I want to know what kind of shampoo they use or that I care who they date, or whatever. I like interviews if the person is funny, but when they're just kind of... nice, I don't care, because it's not entertaining. Billie Piper is sweet and maybe I've just been watching the wrong ones, but the two interviews I've seen with her were kinda "meh". I mean, she seems nice and all, but they weren't hilarious like the ones I've seen of Catherine Tate or David Tennant.

Candid photos are kind of voyeuristic, yeah. I hate like, gossip magazines and stuff. I DON'T CAREEE. lol, which reminds me that I was gonna write the fic with the Doctor/Donna tabloid rumour, hahaha.

I don't know. I tell people I'm madly in love with him but I don't keep a lifesize standee in my room that I kiss at night or anything. Eugh.

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VELVET UNDERWEAR!

I just googled velvet underwear and I guess its the name of some band on myspace.

No I don't enjoy googling real people. I think it is slightly creepy.

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Oh my god velvet underwear. ...Omg.

The only time I google people is if someone mentions them/they get cast in something I care about and I dunno who the hell they are.

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LOOOL "Let's talk about sex" just started playing on VH-1 (don't ask) THIS IS NO MERE COINCIDENCE The universe is conspiring against us.

I just keep thinking of rugburn :(