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Mar. 3rd, 2009 01:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Give me a character and I will give you at least five facts about them according to my own personal canon. This can range from their birthday, favorite color or even their earliest memory up to what they had last night for dinner.
Obviously you should pick a character I know, otherwise I will just say "sorry, please play again".
Obviously you should pick a character I know, otherwise I will just say "sorry, please play again".
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Date: 2009-03-03 06:17 pm (UTC)*grins* Jack Harkness.
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Date: 2009-03-03 06:35 pm (UTC)Mkay BARNEY
1. Barney sees just about every chick flick that comes to theatres for two reasons -- one, there are all sort of awesome pickup-lines and techniques just waiting to be stolen, and two, the theatres are always full of emotional single women who have just been convinced that Mr. Right does, in fact, exist.
2. For that reason, he's read all four Twilight books. Edward Cullen is a goldmine, and he's gotten more than one girl into bed with the "moonless night" bit.
3. Before he became the awesome, suit-wearing Barney he is today, he never played laser tag because it encouraged violence and anyway, what if you got a laser in your eye? This was the first situation to be rectified after his transformation. Well, apart from the hair. And the suit.
4. Barney is only distantly conscious of politics. He voted Democrat in 2008 mostly because Michelle Obama is smokin' and Barack looks better in a suit.
5. He once spent hours on Wikipedia following link after link on Canadian articles, only so he had material to make fun of Robin later. As a result, he's very well-versed on Degrassi: The Next Generation.
aaaand CAPTAIN HARKNESS
1. The most embarassing way he's managed to die is by falling down Torchwood's invisible elevator shaft. He has told no one, and this is why he dodges Gwen's very astute question.
2. After countless years, he's still complete crap at Welsh accents. This bothers him to no end.
3. He likes all the Doctor's companions that he's met, but Martha Jones is by far the sexiest. Actually, he takes a twisted sort of comfort in the fact that the Doctor didn't love her, either.
4. Despite what he says, Ianto actually doesn't make the best tea Jack's ever had. But Jack's been around a long time, and he's willing to pretend.
5. He knew holding onto that hand was a good idea! And not creepy at all.
Well, maybe a little.
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Date: 2009-03-03 07:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-03 07:55 pm (UTC)YES I thought of your MICHELLE OHHHHh when I was writing it.
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Date: 2009-03-03 08:34 pm (UTC)OMG WIN.
This just became my canon. I have stolen your canon and made it my own. WIN.
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Date: 2009-03-04 12:15 am (UTC)