these are the things liz and i continue to think about

[thirty2flavors]

bazcat89 and them jim cries
_thirty2flavors jim cries and eats icecream with edward
bazcat89 he does
bazcat89 maybe Jim is part of Ten and Edward's crying LJ comm?
_thirty2flavors (LIRL YES
_thirty2flavors ten and edward kind of ostracize him because his emo is his own fault
bazcat89 because he is cooler than them and because he caused the emo via shittyass timing whereas Ten's emo was completely out of his hands
_thirty2flavors yeah edward's like
_thirty2flavors OH IF I WAS EVEN WORTHY OF LOOKING UPON MY PRECIOUS LOVE I WOULD NOT WASTE TIME WIHT SOME... OTHER HARLOT!!!
bazcat89 IF SHE WAS THAT PRECIOUS TO YOU YOU SHOULD HAVE HONORED THE LADY BY NOT INSULTING HER LOVE FOR ANOTHER MAN
_thirty2flavors IF BELLA WERE ENGAGED I'D HAVE GONE TO ITALY STRAIGHT AWAY
_thirty2flavors HAVE YOU NO MORALS, MAN?
bazcat89 AND THEN TO FILTHY YOURSELF WITH THAT PANTS SUIT WEARING WOMAN OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS?
bazcat89 YOU DISGUST ME, SIR
_thirty2flavors SUITS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE ATTIRE FOR LADIES, SURELY YOU MUST KNOW THIS
_thirty2flavors AND TO KISS AN ENGAGED WOMAN! WHY, YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE STOLEN HER VIRTUE AND DOWRY RIGHT AWAY!
bazcat89 THE DISRESPECT. IT HURTS TO CONTEMPLATE
bazcat89AND WHY DID YOU NOT GO TO HER ONCE SHE CANCELED THE NUPTIALS?
bazcat89 NOT EVEN I AM THAT STUPID
_thirty2flavors IF YOU FEEL YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF HER LOVE I CAN SYMPATHIZE, BUT IN THAT CASE YOU MUSTB E SURE TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAK, NOT .. FLAUNT YOUR UNWORTHINESS IN THE WORKPLACE!
_thirty2flavors YOU SHOULD HAVE BROKEN INTO THE OFFICE AND HER HOME AND ERASED ALL SIGNS OF YOUR VERY EXISTENCE!
bazcat89 AND TO HURT HER INTENTIONALLY AND CAUSE YOUR BELOVED TO CRY?
bazcat89 I WOULD RATHER DIE A THOUSAND PAINFUL DEATHS
_thirty2flavors A TRUE GENTLEMAN WOULD HAVE SLAIN HIMSELF THEN AND THERE
bazcat89 and then the Doctor is like OMG STFU ALREADY
_thirty2flavors i imagine jim just jimfacing throughout the entire lecture
bazcat89 and then finally he's unleash the passive aggressive as only jim can
bazcat89YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WTF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
_thirty2flavors edward gets all indignant and is all
_thirty2flavors CLEARLY NEITHER OF YOU UNDERSTAND THE DEPTH AND PURITY OF MY LOVE FOR PRECIOUS BELLA, CLEARLY YOUR "LOVE" WAS NOTHING BUT A POOL OF SINFUL LUST!
_thirty2flavors IF IT WAS ANYWHERE AS PURE AS MINE YOU WOULD NOT DATE WOMEN WHO WEAR PANTS OR HAVE "LADY FRIENDS" NAMED MARTHA!
bazcat89 I BET YOU SUMMONED THE IMAGE OF YOUR BELOVED WHILE FORNICATING WITH OTHERS
_thirty2flavorsI HAVE SPOKEN TO NO OTHER LIVING CREATURE IN SIX MONTHS!!!
bazcat89 A FIE UPON YOU, SIR
_thirty2flavors THE RATS ARE MY ONLY COMPANY
_thirty2flavors BEFORE I EAT THEM
_thirty2flavors BECAUSE I AM A MONSTER~
bazcat89 YOU DO NOT HAVE THIS BURDEN
_thirty2flavors BUT AT LEAST I HAVE PURE LOVE!!!
_thirty2flavors YOU SICKEN ME!!!
bazcat89 YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND THE HORRORS OF LOSS AND IMMORTALITY
_thirty2flavors I BELIEVE THE KIDS THESE DAYS WOULD USE THE TERM "REBOUND", AS IN BASKETBALL
_thirty2flavors THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE BOTH DOING!!! "REBOUNDING"!!!
bazcat89 and then the doctor is like TRUEFUCKINGFACTS (re: immortality)
_thirty2flavorsthen the doctor and edward descend into their whose-life-sucks-more battle nd Jim is back to jimfacing
bazcat89 and jim leaves to play angsty basketball
_thirty2flavors edward is like "YOU SEE HOW SYMBOLIC!!"
_thirty2flavors liz why are we so awesome
bazcat89 i don't know kali, i just don't know
bazcat89 it's a gift

Comments

[mybabyangel.livejournal.com]

You two crack me up so. damn. much. I think you should publish a book with this, and finally kick SMeyer's shitfests off the top 10 bestsellers lists.

[firstlightofeos.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Aww, thank you girls. I kind of needed this.

[dawn-xx.livejournal.com]

Oh the laughs. There were many.