Important Things

[thirty2flavors]

...Which I Have Established With Various Sources, Including callmepatsy and bazcat89:

• Dwight Schrute runs a serious, discussion-oriented Harry Potter livejournal community with Edward Cullen.
  
• Generally they disagree on most things, though; Dwight is in it for the plot, but Edward is in it for the shipping.
  
• ...Edward leaves the community after the release of The Half-Blood Prince, because Ron is lewd, foul-mouthed and disrespectful of women, and Ginny is a tart. One is not meant to have so many relations prior to finding one's soulmate.
  
• The Doctor was banned from this community early on due to his tendency to "accidentally" post spoilers.
  
• ...sometimes several books early.
  
• In his anger and defiance of rules, he also got Martha's account banned. Martha was more upset over the fact that he might find her filtered entries in which she complains about his wangsting over Rose.
  
• The Doctor and Edward become fast friends during series 3/New Moon.
  
• ...even though they each think the other is a whiny, emo bitch.
  
• The Master intentionally posts spoilers without cuts. For everything. All the time.
  
• Dwight discredits all of these spoilers as "ridiculous" and "impossible" and "an insult to the writers". When they turn out to be true, a small part of his soul dies.
  
• The Master is this guy. He wears this shirt to the major releases of all the movies involved. M Night Shyamalan is his favourite director.
  
• Most importantly, the Master leaked Midnight Sun.
  

Discuss.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. It was funny, though. And I thought Oscar explaining matematically why she was attractive but not hot was hysterical.

Have to admit, I use the Kelly logic a lot. Or at least when I criticize a celebrity's appearance I always qualify it with "they're prettier than I am by a bilion, but..."

She's just scary, idgi.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Okay partially. But Kevin was just...awesome in that episode. I DON'T WANT TO BANG A PAINTING.

Lirl it's true. But I loved that she burst into tears after Toby joined the Not Hot team. I love her so much.

She's a great actress.....she's just not hot.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Kevin is awesome all the time. I'm actually really excited they're letting Jim and Pam take a bit of a back seat so they can do more with Kevin and Kelly and Oscar.

LIRL I KNOW. ILU KELLY. ILU.

Yeahhhh she's just... something about her face disturbs me.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's nice to see other characters getting the oppurtunity to dazzle us with their lulz. Especially Kelly.

She's too...horse-ish, yeah.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Everything needs moar Kelly. I saw a bit of a Kelly love-fest on ontd and it made me happy. I'm always happy when ONTD acknowledges the truth intstead of their crazy half-truths.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

At least even they were not able to deny the pure wonder of Kelly.