'it's complicated' with river song

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Since we all know Facebook is the key to unambiguifying interpersonal relationships...

[Poll #1374442]

Inspired, as always, by a conversation with bazcat89.

I have an interview with Health Canada tomorrow and I am ill. Somehow this seems foreboding.

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Speaking of Utopia two hours ago, you knoww hat is another thing that sucks about River Song? Her "I'd trust him to the end of the universe, and actually, we've been" bit. BITCH NO YOU HAVE NOT. THAT WAS MARTHA AND JACK KTHNX THERE IS NO REASON HE WOULD TAKE YOU THERE

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But I get like, an entire year to stab/mutilate/decapitate/age/etc Jack, you only get to stab him once.

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That's because Martha would be vaguely annoyed by facebook. She'd be the person with two profile pictures and some poem in the "quotes" section.

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BUT I GET TO SKIP THROUGH A MEADOW IN SLOW MOTION AND THEN STAB HIM.

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BUT I CAN DO ALL THAT AND MORE, I WON THE WORLD

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Probably yeah. Some Eliot or some Whitman, wink wink, but the Doctor wouldn't even notice.

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UGH IT STILL PISSES ME OFF TBH. GTFO AND STFD.

bitch managed to undermine the entire epic trio.

NOT ON

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Well the entire years was erased. But the Jack pwnage was never erased. SO WHICH ONE IS REAL?

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O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

i c whut u did thar martha

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YOUR MOM IS REAL

but Jack remembered it, so that counts for something doesn't it?

ALSO I GOT TO MAKE FRANCINE JONES MISERABLE SO I WIN. /I WIN/

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I HAVE HEARD THE MERMAIDS SINGING, EACH TO EACH,
I do not think they will sing to me

He totally quotes Eliot in the Lazarrus episode. You might not have noticed because that episode blows, but he does.

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IKR

I don't know if by trio you mean Jack/Martha/Ten or Martha/Donna/Rose but ALL OF THEM ARE ACCURATE AND ALL OF THEM MAKE BABY JESUS CRY.

unles the Doctor took her to the end of the unierse in the hopse that the creepy future-human-vampires would eat her and he'd be done with that.

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WELL YOU'RE A BOGAN

Well I get to help kill Owen.

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I didn't notice. Because that episode sucks.

i did appreciate the Saxon lulz, though

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BABY JESUS IS SOBBING BLOOD AND JANE AUSTEN DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.....besides giving birth to River.....

THE FUTUREKIND ARE NOT PLASMAVORES, KALI. YOU ARE SO RACIST.

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Futurekind are TOTALLY almost plasmavores.

But I know, Baby Jesus is sobbing rivers of blood that are running past banks of agony and despair. Fuck you and the arrogant horse you rode in on, River.

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I don't remember what he quotes but he says something on the roof. After they save Tish from idek what, I don't remember that episode. When rewatching with Lisa i realized I forget every scene that doesn't have the Doctor or the companion in it.

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BUt in doing so you kill Tosh.

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Almost plasmavore =/= plasmavore. STOP GENERALIZING BASED ON FUNKY TEETH.

IAWTFC

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they saved her from the word dragon mutant dna thing

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I'm skipping over that.

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I knew that but I forget how, exactly.

Omg Tish why weren't you like "hey mom, Martha and the Doctro saved my dumb ass so if you could NOT sell them to the government that'd be neat-o!!"

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it involved an organ

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But before that, they stand on the roof of some other building, and he quotes T S Eliot

I remember the organ bit, though, that was all "I AM ANCIENT AND FOREVER" and Lazarus was like PUCK YOU SIR and then he chased Leo and Tish and the Doctor defeated him with the power of his organ-playing.

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and by Leo I obviously mean Martha? Leo was busy being never around