all the cool kids are doing it...

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Give me a character and I will give you at least five facts about them according to my own personal canon. This can range from their birthday, favorite color or even their earliest memory up to what they had last night for dinner.

Obviously you should pick a character I know, otherwise I will just say "sorry, please play again".

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[christycorr]

Barney Stinson.

*grins* Jack Harkness.

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Hahahaha, Jack.

Mkay BARNEY
1. Barney sees just about every chick flick that comes to theatres for two reasons -- one, there are all sort of awesome pickup-lines and techniques just waiting to be stolen, and two, the theatres are always full of emotional single women who have just been convinced that Mr. Right does, in fact, exist.
2. For that reason, he's read all four Twilight books. Edward Cullen is a goldmine, and he's gotten more than one girl into bed with the "moonless night" bit.
3. Before he became the awesome, suit-wearing Barney he is today, he never played laser tag because it encouraged violence and anyway, what if you got a laser in your eye? This was the first situation to be rectified after his transformation. Well, apart from the hair. And the suit.
4. Barney is only distantly conscious of politics. He voted Democrat in 2008 mostly because Michelle Obama is smokin' and Barack looks better in a suit.
5. He once spent hours on Wikipedia following link after link on Canadian articles, only so he had material to make fun of Robin later. As a result, he's very well-versed on Degrassi: The Next Generation.

aaaand CAPTAIN HARKNESS
1. The most embarassing way he's managed to die is by falling down Torchwood's invisible elevator shaft. He has told no one, and this is why he dodges Gwen's very astute question.
2. After countless years, he's still complete crap at Welsh accents. This bothers him to no end.
3. He likes all the Doctor's companions that he's met, but Martha Jones is by far the sexiest. Actually, he takes a twisted sort of comfort in the fact that the Doctor didn't love her, either.
4. Despite what he says, Ianto actually doesn't make the best tea Jack's ever had. But Jack's been around a long time, and he's willing to pretend.
5. He knew holding onto that hand was a good idea! And not creepy at all.

Well, maybe a little.

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

KALI BOTH OF THESE ARE SO TRUE. He's totally into Michele Ohhhhh. :D I'm also kind of in love with Barney Stinson but that's another matter all together.

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

Ten II! :D

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1. Even after years on Pete's World, he still forgets to answer to "John" half the time. When he and Rose wind up properly married, he's the one who insists she stay Rose Tyler, because anything else -- especially Rose Noble -- just sounds wrong.
2. After Tony's eighth birthday party he spends two months convinced and terrified that Rose wants children, because he has absolutely no idea how to tell her that he doesn't.
3. Actually, the overzealous human hormones are kind of fun. Sometimes.
4. One Donna trait he absolutely did not get was her penchant for celebrity gossip and trash magazines, and he absolutely never reads them. Ever.
5. No matter what Rose says and no matter what he knows about improbability, inter-dimensional walls and himself, he'salways a little worried the TARDIS will show up and Rose will leave with it.

[pamoreno.livejournal.com]

Sirius Black :D

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1. He's not exactly a fan of the pretentious crap names his family comes up with, but privately he thinks that "Harry" is nearly (but not quite) as bad as "Nymphadora".
2. At ten years old he once stopped speaking to Andromeda for a month when she suggested that he and Bellatrix did not get along because they were too smiliar.
3. It doesn't take him nearly as long to learn to love Lily as he'd like to pretend. Actually he's pretty impressed with her.
4. He'll never admit how disappointed he was when Regulus was sorted into Slytherin.
5. When he first found out Remus was a werewolf, he was a little put off. It was James who convinced both him and Peter that not only was it okay, it had the potential to be awesome.

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

you have to do michael scott since christina doesn't know who he is :D

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1. Once Michael installed the Sims on his work computer. It was all he did for about two months, and he made Sim versions of everyone in the Office. By the time even Dwight's Sim had gotten married and had kids but his Michael Sim hadn't, he uninstalled it and never played again.
2. He installed Dogz, Catz and Horsez instead.
3. Michael thought a snow bank was a particular chain of banks until he was 13.
4. He saw Sixth Sense in theatres when it came out. He didn't realize Bruce Willis was a ghost until he watched the video for "Jizzed In My Pants".
5. When he watches It's a Wonderful Life every year he wonders what the world would be like without him. He's pretty sure it'd be like that book Animal Farm. With Big Brother. But not the TV show.

[hence-the-name.livejournal.com]

Donna! and Alt!Donna! :D

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Proper Donna!

1. After Lance, she stops drinking coffee entirely. She only gives in when the Doctor makes her a cup. (http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/44717.html#cutid1)
2. After about a month of travelling, Donna realizes she has fewer hair products on board the TARDIS than the Doctor does. She reminds him of this repeatedly. At every given opportunity.
3. She never does wear that hat she brought.
4. She spends her first week on the TARDIS worried the Doctor will suddenly deem her unworthy and chuck her back home. She even works up a list of arguments (and insults) to use if he does. When it becomes obvious he doesn't plan to, she feels a little guilty.
5. Eating her mother's dessert one day she discovers she has a very strong aversion to pears. She's not sure when it started, but now she can't stand them.

Other Donna!
1. Though her relationship with her mother is rocky at best, she was extremely close to her father. When he's killed by the Cybermen, a tiny part of her always wishes it'd been her mum, instead, and she hates herself for it.
2. Most of the time she likes the girl plenty, but sometimes, she just wants to smack Rose Tyler upside the head.
3. She can't help but resent the Doctor's laissez-faire attitude towards money, not to mention the millions the Tylers have got stashed away. Accounting pays well, but not that well.
4. After about the fiftieth stranger assuming she and the Doctor to be married based on their names, Donna began introducing them as brother and sister. She's pretty sure the Doctor was way more delighted by that than he ought to be.
5. The Doctor and Rose make her a sick sometimes, mostly because she knows she'll never have the kind of love people cross worlds for. Not that she wants to act like a lovesick bloody teenager.

[johnmayergirl23.livejournal.com]

Robin!!! Roooobin!

(Also, in regards to last night's episode: HOW AWESOME IS BARNEY?!?!)

Bella Swan - Cullen

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1. Robin learns how to do her American accent by watching excessive hockey coverage on TSN. It's a painful process.
2. Like all good Canadians, she is infuriated when CBC sells (http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/06/hockey-night-in.html) the Hockey Night in Canada themetune. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKu8BwT5K4) Ted says he doesn't see what the big deal is, and Robin is once again relieved that they aren't together.
3. She doesn't eat at Dunkin' Donuts, because please, it's like Tim Hortons only without all the awesome, and nothing compares to timbits.
4. Before she made it "big", she really did like going to the mall.
5. She is not afraid to hit anyone who makes a pun using her name.

(Was it The Stinsons, or was there another one?)

I can't even.. begin to pretend to have fanon for Bella.

[placebetween.livejournal.com]

KELLY KAPOOR

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1. She doesn't get why the camera crew spends so much time filming Jim and Pam. I mean, she and Ryan were totally hotter.
2. She doesn't really regret stealing that boat. If Ryan had a boat, she'd have stolen it. But of course he doesn't have a boat, because he's a huge loser.
3. She wants tonnes of babies, but only if they're not like Darryl's daughter. She's so boring, and she needs all this attention, and it's totally lame.
4. She doesn't get why people think Harry Potter is better than Twilight. There are like, no cute guys in Harry Potter. Except Robert Pattinson. But he's in Twilight too, so he doesn't count.
5. Actually, she sort of likes "guy" movies, with explosions and things. It looks cool, and there are lots of shirtless guys, and pretty girls, and it's fun. But don't tell Ryan.

[nurse-stiney.livejournal.com]

Martha Jones!

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1. Martha Jones went to a Harry Potter release party with the Doctor, dressed as Angelina Johnson. She spent most of the night behing hit on by awkward teenagers in Hogwarts uniform while the Doctor argued over the allegiance of Snape with some little kids. She had to leave early when the Doctor got kicked out because he spoiled a seven-year-old and made her cry.
2. She goes into medicine because she likes helping people and fixing things. She thinks sometimes that's what attracted her to the Doctor, how badly he needed fixing, and it bothers her just a little that she had to leave the TARDIS before she could manage it.
3. Being stuck in 1969 is an unfortunate situation, she hates her job in a shop and she hates not knowing if she'll never get to go back home, but it's so much better than 1913 that she almost doesn't mind.
4. She never tells the Doctor how many people she meets during the Year That Wasn't who knew him. She sees then, though, how many people he's left -- and how many people have left him -- and that, more than anything else, gives her the strength to "get out".
5. She's not really all that attracted to Jack Harkness, truth be told; she can't help but think of the gigantic head from New Earth.

[inksplotched.livejournal.com]

Jim Halpert or Jacob Black. No. BOTH.

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Damn you these were hard.
JIM:
`1. When Deathly Hallows leaked, he set it as Dwight's desktop every day for a week.
2. He watched an episode of Battlestar Galactica once. It was actually kind of good, which is why he vowed never to watch it again.
3. He is part of a livejournal community with the Doctor and Edward Cullen. They are not very sympathetic.
4. Sometimes he actually feels pretty sorry for Michael. Those days are usually not good ones.
5. Actually, he confuses Jennifer Garner and Hilary Swank.

JACOB:
1. He didn't really think Bella Swan was anything special until she flirted with him on the beach.
2. For a vampire, Emmett's a pretty chill dude.
3. Truth be told, Leah is way prettier than he'd ever admit. Mostly because she'd kill him.
4. He really wishes Nessie would talk with her voice. ...And eat real food.
5. He's really not to keen on having great hearing in a house full of vampire couples. It's like listening to a boulder tumble down a mountain, and it is really not a turn on.

[mo-chan.livejournal.com]

I wanna play too! DX Since I'm not really up on Twilight, Doctor Who, or The Office, I'll have to stick to Harry Potter.

Hermione Granger.

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1. Her first sign of magic is when she's five years old. She reaches for a book just a bit too high on her parents' bookshelf and knocks it over. She anticipates the blow and closes her eyes, and when she opens them again the bookshelf is back where it should be, and not a single book is on the floor.
2. She's always been glad her birthday is in September. When she was younger, it was a good excuse not to have a party (not that she had anyone to invite) and when she was older, she was glad it was at Hogwarts with Ron and Harry.
3. She never thought Viktor was all that handsome, but he was very sweet. It's a big change when she meets Cormac, who is handsome but even less sweet than her parents' sugar-free candy.
4. Sometimes she thinks maybe her parents were happier in Australia.
5. She knows the woman means well, and she does the best she can, and she loves her, she does, but sometimes she cannot stand Molly Weasley.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR

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LIRL LIZ ONLY YOU

1. He sort of wishes that he could break up with River Song without imploding the universe through paradox.
2. It's incredibly difficult to save the world and call yourself 'the Doctor' when you look like you ought to be in medschool, but he's vain enough not to care.
3. Actually he thinks his hair is quite snazzy. Giant side-fringes are all the rage in the 33rd century.
4. Don't tell River, but he uses his screwdriver when he scrapbooks. Scissors are for loozas.
5. Sometimes when River gets mad and tells him to go sleep on the couch, he goes to Rose's old room instead. Even though he doesn't need the sleep.

[theepiccek.livejournal.com]

Lily Potter. Or: The Master

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Omfg the Master, hahaahah.

1. He spent a good portion of the Year That Wasn't coming up with creative uses for a hand in a jar. Turns out, there are loads.
2. He thinks Horcruxes were a totally brilliant idea completely ruined by unneccessary sentimentality, and that the Deathly Hallows epilogue is probably the worst written text Earth has ever produced, which is really saying something.
3. The Master leaked Midnight Sun.
4. He actually liked Lucy, or close enough, when he found her. She was easily manipulated, decent-looking enough and not all there upstairs, and as far as he's concerned that's a full checklist.
5. He voted for Barack Obama.