these are the kinds of things i discuss with liz

[thirty2flavors]

_thirty2flavors: and then the doctor and edward would just be in a corner being emo bastards
bazcat89: they would hang with s2!Jim being all OOOHHH ______ MY BRILLIANT METEOR
_thirty2flavors: dwight would give them ehll for it
bazcat89: and then they would all cry
_thirty2flavors: and the master, despite wanting to lulz at edward and the doctor, would dislike dwight a lot
_thirty2flavors: dwight is too srs bsnss
_thirty2flavors: the master would also seduce kelly y/y
bazcat89: and she would think it was cute
_thirty2flavors: she would be charmed~ by his britishness
_thirty2flavors: ...and.. also..his charm
bazcat89: HE IS SO BRITISH
bazcat89: THAT IS SO CUTE
bazcat89: ACCENTS ARE SO HOT
bazcat89: RYAN DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCENT
_thirty2flavors: IT'S LIKE MR DARCY, THE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ONE
_thirty2flavors: OR FROM BRIDGET JONES' DIARY
bazcat89: I WAS WATCHING A TV SHOW ONCE, AND THERE WAS A GUY WITH AN ACCENT, AND HE WAS SOOOO HOT
_thirty2flavors: and the doctor would try to like, warn her away from him and she'd just be like WHATEVERRR while secretly revelling in the attention
bazcat89: she'd be like OH MY GOD YOU ARE SOOOO SKINNY
bazcat89: and then he'd just be like "....."
bazcat89: "Yes."
_thirty2flavors: barney and the master would end up like
_thirty2flavors: warring over kelly
bazcat89: and Jim would give the cameras the OMGWTF look in between sobs
_thirty2flavors: /LIRL/ IN BETWEEN SOBS
_thirty2flavors: jim, edward and the doctor secretly watch the notebook together while eating icecream out of the tub
bazcat89: and titanic
_thirty2flavors: ...except for edward
_thirty2flavors: or edward eats it
_thirty2flavors: and is like
_thirty2flavors: OH I WILL HAVE TO VOMIT THIS UP LATER
_thirty2flavors: MY LIFE IS A SHAM
bazcat89: edward would love titanic
_thirty2flavors: shit yeah he would
_thirty2flavors: the doctor would bitch about any historical innaccuracies
_thirty2flavors: and be like i WAS THERE THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
bazcat89: jim would be like "yeah i watched that once at 3am"
_thirty2flavors: and then they would kick him out for the remaining 2 hours
bazcat89: and the master would be like PUSSIES
_thirty2flavors: the master replaces their dvd with a video of 2 girls 1 cup
_thirty2flavors: edward in particular is revolted
bazcat89: THIS IS DESPICABLE
bazcat89: THOSE TWO FALLEN WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE EXPLOITED FOR CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT
_thirty2flavors: dwight is unimpressed
_thirty2flavors: in a "please, i have seen a wild boar give birth and eat the placenta" way
bazcat89: ONCE I SAW A BEAR PASS A DROPPING THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF THAT

Comments

[theepiccek.livejournal.com]

I love the stuff you two talk about :D

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

We make me laugh so hard.

my friend just likened this to a That 70's Show pot circle discussion

we have reached that level of epic

[callmepatsy.livejournal.com]

Okay, I may have too much free time, but y'all REALLY have too much free time.

[miss-mady.livejournal.com]

LMFAO JIM WOULD GIVE THE WTF FACE BETWEEN SOBS

[kousuke-blade.livejournal.com]

I want to have conversations like this with you now. XD

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

Is this what would happen if the characters in our h_e apps actually met? Because I'm sorry, Barney would have Kelly in bed in UNDER 10 minutes, tops.

[shmobeline.livejournal.com]

Haha. 'MY LIFE IS A SHAM!'

[annissa.livejournal.com]

LOL I want to have a conversation like that!

[mybabyangel.livejournal.com]

_thirty2flavors: or edward eats it
_thirty2flavors: and is like
_thirty2flavors: OH I WILL HAVE TO VOMIT THIS UP LATER
_thirty2flavors: MY LIFE IS A SHAM

I lolled. Like, a lot.