these are the kinds of things i discuss with liz

[thirty2flavors]

_thirty2flavors: and then the doctor and edward would just be in a corner being emo bastards
bazcat89: they would hang with s2!Jim being all OOOHHH ______ MY BRILLIANT METEOR
_thirty2flavors: dwight would give them ehll for it
bazcat89: and then they would all cry
_thirty2flavors: and the master, despite wanting to lulz at edward and the doctor, would dislike dwight a lot
_thirty2flavors: dwight is too srs bsnss
_thirty2flavors: the master would also seduce kelly y/y
bazcat89: and she would think it was cute
_thirty2flavors: she would be charmed~ by his britishness
_thirty2flavors: ...and.. also..his charm
bazcat89: HE IS SO BRITISH
bazcat89: THAT IS SO CUTE
bazcat89: ACCENTS ARE SO HOT
bazcat89: RYAN DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCENT
_thirty2flavors: IT'S LIKE MR DARCY, THE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ONE
_thirty2flavors: OR FROM BRIDGET JONES' DIARY
bazcat89: I WAS WATCHING A TV SHOW ONCE, AND THERE WAS A GUY WITH AN ACCENT, AND HE WAS SOOOO HOT
_thirty2flavors: and the doctor would try to like, warn her away from him and she'd just be like WHATEVERRR while secretly revelling in the attention
bazcat89: she'd be like OH MY GOD YOU ARE SOOOO SKINNY
bazcat89: and then he'd just be like "....."
bazcat89: "Yes."
_thirty2flavors: barney and the master would end up like
_thirty2flavors: warring over kelly
bazcat89: and Jim would give the cameras the OMGWTF look in between sobs
_thirty2flavors: /LIRL/ IN BETWEEN SOBS
_thirty2flavors: jim, edward and the doctor secretly watch the notebook together while eating icecream out of the tub
bazcat89: and titanic
_thirty2flavors: ...except for edward
_thirty2flavors: or edward eats it
_thirty2flavors: and is like
_thirty2flavors: OH I WILL HAVE TO VOMIT THIS UP LATER
_thirty2flavors: MY LIFE IS A SHAM
bazcat89: edward would love titanic
_thirty2flavors: shit yeah he would
_thirty2flavors: the doctor would bitch about any historical innaccuracies
_thirty2flavors: and be like i WAS THERE THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
bazcat89: jim would be like "yeah i watched that once at 3am"
_thirty2flavors: and then they would kick him out for the remaining 2 hours
bazcat89: and the master would be like PUSSIES
_thirty2flavors: the master replaces their dvd with a video of 2 girls 1 cup
_thirty2flavors: edward in particular is revolted
bazcat89: THIS IS DESPICABLE
bazcat89: THOSE TWO FALLEN WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE EXPLOITED FOR CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT
_thirty2flavors: dwight is unimpressed
_thirty2flavors: in a "please, i have seen a wild boar give birth and eat the placenta" way
bazcat89: ONCE I SAW A BEAR PASS A DROPPING THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF THAT

Comments

[theepiccek.livejournal.com]

I love the stuff you two talk about :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

hahahaa I am glad!

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

We make me laugh so hard.

my friend just likened this to a That 70's Show pot circle discussion

we have reached that level of epic

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

LIRL

WE HAVE REACHED THE LEVEL OF... HIGH CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT ACTUALLY BEING HIGH?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

YES. THIS IS KNOWN AS "AWESOMER THAN EVERYONE"

[callmepatsy.livejournal.com]

Okay, I may have too much free time, but y'all REALLY have too much free time.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

oh plz you've spent waaay more time on epic hijacks

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Welll we didn't really waste any more time than we would've been wasting if we'd been discussing something intellectual.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

It's true.

Although all the intellectual things we discuss eventually become ridiculous anyway.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I could've left the timestamps in, only like... 10 minutes elapses.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Yeah, our soberly high conversations don't take a very long time

[miss-mady.livejournal.com]

LMFAO JIM WOULD GIVE THE WTF FACE BETWEEN SOBS

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I can picture it pretty clearly, just kind of sobbing and WTFing at the same time.

[miss-mady.livejournal.com]

OH JIM SO PREDICTABLE.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

He has to keep face for the camera!

[kousuke-blade.livejournal.com]

I want to have conversations like this with you now. XD

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

Is this what would happen if the characters in our h_e apps actually met? Because I'm sorry, Barney would have Kelly in bed in UNDER 10 minutes, tops.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I trimmed the begining part of this conversation, but it started with us (or rather me, since Liz doesn't know Barney) talking about how Barney and the Master would be epic bff.

at least until barney figures out he's an evil alien.

[shmobeline.livejournal.com]

Haha. 'MY LIFE IS A SHAM!'

[annissa.livejournal.com]

LOL I want to have a conversation like that!

[mybabyangel.livejournal.com]

_thirty2flavors: or edward eats it
_thirty2flavors: and is like
_thirty2flavors: OH I WILL HAVE TO VOMIT THIS UP LATER
_thirty2flavors: MY LIFE IS A SHAM

I lolled. Like, a lot.