Important Things

[thirty2flavors]

...Which I Have Established With Various Sources, Including callmepatsy and bazcat89:

• Dwight Schrute runs a serious, discussion-oriented Harry Potter livejournal community with Edward Cullen.
  
• Generally they disagree on most things, though; Dwight is in it for the plot, but Edward is in it for the shipping.
  
• ...Edward leaves the community after the release of The Half-Blood Prince, because Ron is lewd, foul-mouthed and disrespectful of women, and Ginny is a tart. One is not meant to have so many relations prior to finding one's soulmate.
  
• The Doctor was banned from this community early on due to his tendency to "accidentally" post spoilers.
  
• ...sometimes several books early.
  
• In his anger and defiance of rules, he also got Martha's account banned. Martha was more upset over the fact that he might find her filtered entries in which she complains about his wangsting over Rose.
  
• The Doctor and Edward become fast friends during series 3/New Moon.
  
• ...even though they each think the other is a whiny, emo bitch.
  
• The Master intentionally posts spoilers without cuts. For everything. All the time.
  
• Dwight discredits all of these spoilers as "ridiculous" and "impossible" and "an insult to the writers". When they turn out to be true, a small part of his soul dies.
  
• The Master is this guy. He wears this shirt to the major releases of all the movies involved. M Night Shyamalan is his favourite director.
  
• Most importantly, the Master leaked Midnight Sun.
  

Discuss.

Comments

[callmepatsy.livejournal.com]

Yes. Trufax.

[inksplotched.livejournal.com]

AMAZING.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

We are so awesome.

Although we do need more posts like these for our 75 other elaborate theories.

[callmepatsy.livejournal.com]

...sometimes several books early.

I love this because I can totally see him posting "SIRIUS DIES *emowangstflail*!" and it's like, book one and everyone is like "Who the fuck is Sirius?"

[hibernate.livejournal.com]

...even though they each think the other is a whiny, emo bitch.

*gigglesnort*

[katebert.livejournal.com]

hahahah that was awesome

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Also, this is the Doctor's userpic:

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

i AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT BB

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

ISN'T IT

the midnight sun is my favourite part tbh

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I know sometimes I'm just too lazy to compile them.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

EXACTLY

or like, just after POA he's all THAT SCENE IN THE FOREST WHERE LILY, JAMES, REMUS AND SIRIUS COME BACK FORM THE DEAD WAS SO POWERFUL

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Our most epic ones are
-Romana and facebook
-Edward and River and the cougar conquest scrapbook
-The Doctor, Master, and Romana at the Academy
-The Dinner Party

we'll compile them. one day.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Dwight responds with stuff like THAT IS THE MOST IMPROBABLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T REVIVE THE DEAD. GET A LIFE, LOSER.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

A+ DWIGHT VOICE

The Master jumps into th fray with scans of the Resurrection Stone scene, and Dwight is like, UH, WOW, SOMEONE HAS PHOTOSHOP, GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US IN THE 90S. ..EXCEPT I'M NOT GLAD.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

idk I'm partial to the pixelated rose... OMFG HE HAS GUL'S ICON OMFG

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

And then the Master gets mad and starts fighting back.
Him and Dwight and up on fandom_wank.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Which one is Gul's icon?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

omfg The Master would be one of those people who just argues with macros and gifs, and dwight would get increasingly frustrated and so his comments get increasingly longer and more thought-out even as they become mroe ridiculous

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

He loves the Blair gifs.

and dwight is like DO YOU THINK THAT I AM INTIMIDATED BY SOME LITTLE GIRL THAT IS RIDICULOUS YOUR DEBATE METHODS ARE LAUGHABLE

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I am still partial to the emo rose from Beauty/Beast.

He probably has multiple rose-related icons.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

He uses tonnes of lolcats because he knows one day cats will be the demise of Dwangela

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Omg yes, he totally hacked lj to have the highest number of icons possible, and every single one of them is Rose-related

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

He also uses that THIS BIRD HAS A MUSTACHE. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID macro, A lot.

WHAT A STUPID CONCEPT EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT BIRDS ARE INCAPABLE OF GROWING FACIAL HAIR

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

There are numerous artsy close-ups of roses, some fancy ones with things like ~love~ written in swirly letters, quite a few Beauty/Beast ones, a few of Rose Weasley, some of Rose from Titanic, and then some of those font ones that say stuff like "Rose: a common flower that blooms in a variety of colors...."