the most important poll ever

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There's a bus strike here and basically the whole city is dooooomed, because it's winter and exams are on and people who lack cars have no way to get anywhere. Also I have an exam tomorrow morning, but I am unconcerned and so bazcat89 and I are discussing Fanfiction Trope #87 - Excessively Crying Male.

Anyway, that leads me to this BURNING QUESTION I have for you, my friends:

[Poll #1312493]

ETA - As christycorr has pointed out I made a greivous error in forgetting THE TRAGIC DEMISE OF DOBBY, but I cannot edit it into the poll. You may show your support in the comments if you so choose.

Comments

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE BEST POLL EVER

I wonder which parts of DH made Dwight cry?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

omfg appropriate icon is appropriate

I don't know, I don't think I can see Dwight crying. I think he'd be one of those GOD THIS BOOK SUCKED fans.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Appropriate icon(s) are most definitely appropriate....

No, no. He's the kind of fan that secretly cries at midnight by candlelight, and then when asked he'd be like GOD THIS BOOK SUCKS EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IMMORTALITY DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. IDIOTS.

[birdseyeview.livejournal.com]

I call dibs on doing that poll!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

GO FOR IT MAN

[christycorr]

Dude. Dobby.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Possibly. So long as we agree that when asked he hated DH, and the epilogue, and JKR's writing was lazy, and the characterisation was all wrong, and please, horcruxes, come on, like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named couldn't find better, less-sentimental hiding places.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

OMFG I COMPLETELY FORGOT DOBBY

I would edit it but now I can't, damn.

However, this is obviously a sing of how little I like Dobby.

[christycorr]

I voted, but like, I definitely think it's Dobby. *laughs* I always find myself wondering that after I watch The Shakespeare Code

[christycorr]

That makes two of us *grins*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

The funny thing is now that you mention it, it's totally Dobby.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Really? OMG I'M NOT ALONE IN DOBBY HATE? Most people seem to love him but he just got on my nerves.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

He totally answers with all of those things.

GOD JIM OF COURSE IT WASN'T LOGICAL FOR HIM TO HIDE THAT HORCRUX IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT YOU WOULD THINK THAT

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

it is SOOOOO dobby omfg

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I AM SO ASHAMED I DID NOT REALIZE THIS EARLIER

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I AM ASHAMED ON YOUR BEHALF

but lj polls are impossible to edit, so

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Oh man no Jim totally doesn't know anything about HP except he saw one of the movies once or something.

Except Jim maybe set important pages of the carpetbook as Dwight's desktop for like a week proceeding the DH release.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I almost asked you on MSN "what parts of DH made people cry?" but I didn't want to spoil the ~surprise~

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Well DUH, he's just baiting Dwight.

You know he did that. It's canon now. Just so you know.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

EPIC WIN

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

you could have been really casual about it, I'm rather slow, so chances are that I probably wouldn't have caught on.

(i cried upon realizing how screwed andromeda got. but i'm crazy, so)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Dwight is one of those HA NICE TRY JIM BUT THERE IS NO WAY HARRY REALLY NAMES HIS SON ALBUS SEVERUS NEXT TIME TRY BETTER FAKE SPOILERS PFT

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I almost added Andromeda but then I didn't because I was like ... no one cares about Andromeda. LIRL I was just trying to remember what I'd heard people cry about, since I did not actually cry while reading that book. Or any HP book.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

HONESTLY JIM DRACO WOULD NEVER NAME HIS SON AFTER A TRANSFORMER DON'T BE RIDICULOUS

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

OMFG YES HE WOULD NOTICE THE TRANSFORMER REFERENCE 100%

He lined up at midnight to go see the Transformers movie release.