if you rarely get laid, put your hands up

So I am back. I kind of want to do a Montreal post or something, but lord knows if I actually will. I usually end up writing in detail about things that are relatively unimportant and then when something fun happens I write hardly anything. Such is life. Anyway, suffice it to say it was fun to spend money I don't have, and I wish I was still rockin' out in some hotel room with my friends. Boo.

Anyway, the hotel had wireless internet, and as you might expect whilst looking up pubs to go to we got distracted by YouTube. Allen showed us this, which I had not seen before and which is hilarious:

Anyway, it's been stuck in my head since we watched it. Good stuff.

Re: the Cullens, um... major lulz? I don't care enough about Twilight to care what they look like, really, but Jasper looks like Jon Heder from Blades of Glory even though the actor himself is pretty cute. Should've just kept him brunette y/y?