how could this happen to meeeee?

[thirty2flavors]

I have just completed by last paper for my second year, and I thought I would celebrate by spamming your flists with more Very Important Polls.

[Poll #1380490]

I used a highly scientific method to determine the options you see before you. If you would like an option explained or would like to suggest one, you may say so. ENJOY.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I have considered your question for a good few minutes now and I am no closer to an answer than I was a few minutes ago. I think I like to imagine his thought process as being something like "yes, I will wear a suit made entirely of merlot velvet to Billie Piper's wedding, WHAT OF IT?" but I don't know if that classifies as trying or not. I think it might be intentionally not trying, which is kind of like trying not to try, and I don't know how I feel about that.

Well naturally. I don't know I want to be Head of Shiny Bronze though, that's kind of like being Head of Hufflepuff or something.

[wild-sibyl.livejournal.com]

He really throws me some curve balls with his personality/commentary/velvet suits. Its hard for me to get a handle on his personality. He is a bit of enigma because he's obviously a gigantico nerd, but yet he's always gigantico famous and millions of people are hot for him. It's very confusing. He throws all of my social mores out of whack.

On a note that is not really related: I got sorted into Hufflepuff at Hogwarts Elite! I thought it was kind of ridiculous. But then I embraced it, because really I don't want to be a Gryffindor because they all try way to hard, and I'm not even remotely a hero. Ravenclaws are cool I guess but I don't want all that pressure to be smart all the time... thats a lot of pressure, I would prefer to be clever in sporadic bursts. Slytherin would be nice, but I think I'm far to apathetic to be devious... so I guess I go with all the rest into Hufflepuff. ? IDK. I would just sit in an yellow armchair and consume vats of wine and plates of cheese from the kitchen.

On another note: Hogwarts Elite is boring, you go through all that trouble to get in and then its a big nonlulzy FAIL.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Not gonna lie I tend to not fangirl actors/real people in general because I ...dunno, I just don't, but everything I've seen of him just makes me adore him, he seems very lulzy and big kid-ish and apparently I am immature because I think it is AWESOME. But yes, I do find the idea of scrawny white nerd having these huge legions of fangirls really hilarious.

I woudl be a Hufflepuff too by default. Because I am not brave or clever or cunning.

OMG. OMG YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE BY SAYING THAT JSYK. The app is so pretentious I imagine they all sit around discussing Proust with Edward Cullen.

[wild-sibyl.livejournal.com]

Yeah I don't fangirl real people either. I think its slightly distasteful. It's one thing to be fangirly about fiction and quite another to be fangirly about actual people who have you know private lives. I remember back when ff.net was first started up and there were these huge sections filled with backstreet boys and nysnc fanfiction. I thought it was hilarious. And then I thought it was creepy.

Well cheers to us then, two perfectly nondescript Hufflepuffs, replete with safety scissors in hand and glitter stuck to our faces.

It really is boring. I thought that I would make like one million friends and have one million harry potter lulz, but nope. They did a friending meme last week and not one person wanted to be my friend, even though I told a really neat story about how I once got chased by the police and how I have four pairs of red shoes. In fact I think out of 200 only like 15 people even bothered to comment on the thing. Its all rather depressing. But don't tell, its probably supposed to be a secret.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

RPF/"real person fiction" creeps me the fuck out, I find it so voyeuristic and just... all around... creepy. I am also quite perplexed by the idea of shipping real people. Especially if one of them is married with a newborn and a tattoo of her husband's name on her arm like a biker.

OMG I am so excited by that. I think we pissed them off with our fictional applications, they liked Dwight's but not Kelly's. I never did submit the Master's or the Doctor's because I figured the joke was getting old, but still, I loved how upset some people got.

I've decided sorting comms in general are full of shit. They all take themselves so seriously.

[wild-sibyl.livejournal.com]

ooooooooooooooooooooo. I agree. Does she really have a tattoo like that. She is neat.

You should still do it. Whatever to pissing them off. Them who anyway? It's just a loose confederation of people who kind of have things in common, but not really. I'm going to sort the Master right into Hufflepuff, so that we can be friends and have evil dance parties together. Because he has STYLE and knows that life is wasted on the living.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Yeah on the inside of her arm. I didn't notice until someone posted some picture of her on my flist yesterday. I guess he has one as well.

Because he has STYLE and knows that life is wasted on the living.

LIRL you tell 'em, Master

[hysteriagalore.livejournal.com]

BOOH I'm always late to the party. RPFs freak the hell out of me, especially with creepy self-inserts. Can't them people at least keep it to their dreams?

I am very intrigued by the shoes and the police chase-story. Then again I am also a creepy stalker who is fangirling you both (DO NOT ACT LIKE THIS COMMENT DIDN'T SHOW UP IN BOTH OF YOUR INBOXES).

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Omg omg omg rpf freaks me out on so many levels. Can't they just write Ten/Rose/Bella/Edward/Jim/Pam and be done with it?

I totally forgot to comment on the police chase/etc aspect of HE sucking. Ugh. WHO WOULD NOT BE INTRIUGED BY THAT?

ALSO I MEAN TTO SHARE THIS WITH BOTH OF YOU

BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD

[hysteriagalore.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAH!!!

OMG THAT IS LIKE THE BESTEST THING EVAR AND I AM NOT JOKING. THIS IS SO AWESOME THAT IT HAS NEVER HEARD OF LOWER-CASE.

IT IS ALSO ALL VERY ACCURATE AND TRUE, ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE PENIS. But then again it always is, that is one suave ass motherfucker.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

"STOP THE GODDAMN FUCKING PRESSES IT'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE!" is the best reaction to the TARDIS ever.

HE'S JUST THAT FUCKING GANGSTER.