Important Things

[thirty2flavors]

...Which I Have Established With Various Sources, Including callmepatsy and bazcat89:

• Dwight Schrute runs a serious, discussion-oriented Harry Potter livejournal community with Edward Cullen.
  
• Generally they disagree on most things, though; Dwight is in it for the plot, but Edward is in it for the shipping.
  
• ...Edward leaves the community after the release of The Half-Blood Prince, because Ron is lewd, foul-mouthed and disrespectful of women, and Ginny is a tart. One is not meant to have so many relations prior to finding one's soulmate.
  
• The Doctor was banned from this community early on due to his tendency to "accidentally" post spoilers.
  
• ...sometimes several books early.
  
• In his anger and defiance of rules, he also got Martha's account banned. Martha was more upset over the fact that he might find her filtered entries in which she complains about his wangsting over Rose.
  
• The Doctor and Edward become fast friends during series 3/New Moon.
  
• ...even though they each think the other is a whiny, emo bitch.
  
• The Master intentionally posts spoilers without cuts. For everything. All the time.
  
• Dwight discredits all of these spoilers as "ridiculous" and "impossible" and "an insult to the writers". When they turn out to be true, a small part of his soul dies.
  
• The Master is this guy. He wears this shirt to the major releases of all the movies involved. M Night Shyamalan is his favourite director.
  
• Most importantly, the Master leaked Midnight Sun.
  

Discuss.

Comments

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Yes, Dwight and Ten would spend hours arguing over whether or not a comma was appropriate. And the Master will occasionally spam them with maros.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

The Doctor and Dwight argue for like, days, and then they unite forces to bitch out the Master, who just keeps spamming macros, and then Romana comes in and proves them both wrong on a technicality.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

And the Master still has a crush on her and keeps trying to get her to friend him back. But she refuses.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

OMFG he's just like this girl from my elementary school who friends you over adn over on Facebook untiil you accept

he comments on all her public posts so eventually she just friends locks everything.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

So then he tries to get her to friend him under his sockpuppets with IP cloaking, but she knows. Because she is Romana.