the most important poll ever

[thirty2flavors]

There's a bus strike here and basically the whole city is dooooomed, because it's winter and exams are on and people who lack cars have no way to get anywhere. Also I have an exam tomorrow morning, but I am unconcerned and so bazcat89 and I are discussing Fanfiction Trope #87 - Excessively Crying Male.

Anyway, that leads me to this BURNING QUESTION I have for you, my friends:

[Poll #1312493]

ETA - As christycorr has pointed out I made a greivous error in forgetting THE TRAGIC DEMISE OF DOBBY, but I cannot edit it into the poll. You may show your support in the comments if you so choose.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Apparently it struck the wibble-chords of millions, I am just a heartless bitch who does not cry for house-elves or godfathers or gay headmasters or parallel universes.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

LIRL
I usually end up wibbling without MEANING too. Like during JE I'm just like THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL *sobs*

Actually, I always end up resenting fictional things that make me cry.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

LIRL YEAH I only cry for memorywipes and elaborate events on Scrubs. I think Scrubs has made me cry like, twice, which is ...one time more than any other TV show. Go figure.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I'm still offended by the fact that GOSSIP GIRL made me tear up.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Hahahaa.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Were they tears of YAY or tears of woe?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

They were tears of
OMG HOW BEAUTIFUL AND EMOTIONAL

which is just wrong

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

A little bit, yes.

I don't think I've ever happycried over TV.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

It was wrong. I don't even know why it happpened. I....

I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE I AM TOO ASHAMED

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

WOULD IT HAVE MADE JIM CRY?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Well. Blair tells Chuck that she loves him and Chuck scoffs and leaves in his limo. So fanon!Jim would have cried, and then made Pam feel bad about herself.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

LIRL

AND THEN IT'S TIME FOR WEEPY SEX Y/Y?!?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

YES AND THEN A LOT OF WEEPY SEX IN WHICH THEY WAX POETIC ABOUT HOW DEEPLY AND TRULY AND PURELY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR HALPERT AND FANCY NEW BEESLY!!!

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

THAT'S JUST HOW THEY ROLL

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

OBVS.

Man I don't even read office fanfic and I hate fanon Jam already.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

They are horribly annoying, as is fanon!Karen.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Is fanon!Karen like TOTALLY AWESOME or is she a psycho bitch?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

She's either like, terribly hurt and injured and wounded, or completely batshit.

I don't read the "Team Karen" fics so I assume that that is where totally awesome!Karen lives.

[sweetcherrytree.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAHHA WHAT MADE YOU CRY LIZ!?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I POSTED A LONG REACTION POST JUST AS I PROMISED YOU; IT IS ALL EXPLAINED IN THERE.