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There's a bus strike here and basically the whole city is dooooomed, because it's winter and exams are on and people who lack cars have no way to get anywhere. Also I have an exam tomorrow morning, but I am unconcerned and so bazcat89 and I are discussing Fanfiction Trope #87 - Excessively Crying Male.

Anyway, that leads me to this BURNING QUESTION I have for you, my friends:

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ETA - As christycorr has pointed out I made a greivous error in forgetting THE TRAGIC DEMISE OF DOBBY, but I cannot edit it into the poll. You may show your support in the comments if you so choose.

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WOULD IT HAVE MADE JIM CRY?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Well. Blair tells Chuck that she loves him and Chuck scoffs and leaves in his limo. So fanon!Jim would have cried, and then made Pam feel bad about herself.

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LIRL

AND THEN IT'S TIME FOR WEEPY SEX Y/Y?!?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

YES AND THEN A LOT OF WEEPY SEX IN WHICH THEY WAX POETIC ABOUT HOW DEEPLY AND TRULY AND PURELY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.

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ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR HALPERT AND FANCY NEW BEESLY!!!

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THAT'S JUST HOW THEY ROLL

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OBVS.

Man I don't even read office fanfic and I hate fanon Jam already.

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They are horribly annoying, as is fanon!Karen.

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Is fanon!Karen like TOTALLY AWESOME or is she a psycho bitch?

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She's either like, terribly hurt and injured and wounded, or completely batshit.

I don't read the "Team Karen" fics so I assume that that is where totally awesome!Karen lives.