I also think it's interesting that from what I gather, mostly everyone who read the spoilers absolutely hated the novel; a good number of people who went into it blind liked it and thought it was a... good surprise, or something.

I think if the book hadn't leaked, the fangirls would have loved it, like, is a mutant vampire baby named Renesmee really more ridiculous than sparkling vampires? But seeing everything listed out like that--Nessie, pedophilia, Bella's "love shield"--they were just like, "OH SHIT WHAT HAVE WE BEEN READING."

Whatevs, they deserve Nessie. Their tears are like sweet sweet candy to me.