'it's complicated' with river song

[thirty2flavors]

Since we all know Facebook is the key to unambiguifying interpersonal relationships...

[Poll #1374442]

Inspired, as always, by a conversation with bazcat89.

I have an interview with Health Canada tomorrow and I am ill. Somehow this seems foreboding.

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Yeah. But last weekend I tried that with uman Nature and I could only find the second half and Tudou kept making crying anime faces at me. And I was all PUCK YOU SIR

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Toudu's a ranga.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

It's funny cause the Toudu face is actually orange

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.
toudu is a homo ranga

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Speaking of Utopia two hours ago, you knoww hat is another thing that sucks about River Song? Her "I'd trust him to the end of the universe, and actually, we've been" bit. BITCH NO YOU HAVE NOT. THAT WAS MARTHA AND JACK KTHNX THERE IS NO REASON HE WOULD TAKE YOU THERE

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

UGH IT STILL PISSES ME OFF TBH. GTFO AND STFD.

bitch managed to undermine the entire epic trio.

NOT ON

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IKR

I don't know if by trio you mean Jack/Martha/Ten or Martha/Donna/Rose but ALL OF THEM ARE ACCURATE AND ALL OF THEM MAKE BABY JESUS CRY.

unles the Doctor took her to the end of the unierse in the hopse that the creepy future-human-vampires would eat her and he'd be done with that.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

BABY JESUS IS SOBBING BLOOD AND JANE AUSTEN DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.....besides giving birth to River.....

THE FUTUREKIND ARE NOT PLASMAVORES, KALI. YOU ARE SO RACIST.

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Futurekind are TOTALLY almost plasmavores.

But I know, Baby Jesus is sobbing rivers of blood that are running past banks of agony and despair. Fuck you and the arrogant horse you rode in on, River.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Almost plasmavore =/= plasmavore. STOP GENERALIZING BASED ON FUNKY TEETH.

IAWTFC