'it's complicated' with river song

[thirty2flavors]

Since we all know Facebook is the key to unambiguifying interpersonal relationships...

[Poll #1374442]

Inspired, as always, by a conversation with bazcat89.

I have an interview with Health Canada tomorrow and I am ill. Somehow this seems foreboding.

Comments

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

They had both set their relationship status to 'hidden'
By the time 'Doomsday' happened they were in the middle of a fervent poke-war
One or both of them joined Enough with the poking, let's just have sex already
...and then chickened out and left


clearly

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

ngl I had selected 'single' but this poll has made me reconsider 'hidden'. But the poke war/let's have sex group is basically canon, come on.

I tried to figure out ways to incorporate it being complicated with River Song and some Martha, Donna and possibly Romana bamfery, but I couldn't think of how to turn 'EVERYONE GETS INVITED TO EVENTS EXCEPT RIVER' into the form of a poll. Unless the options were yes, yes, yes, and yes.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

"ELIZABETH AND CHRISTINA ARE EXCLUDING RIVER SONG"

that was a good one

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

As much as I dislike River, what would we talk about if she was never created?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

omg ikr? she is at the center of all of our win. like a hilarious punching bag of failish win

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

If we were an evil satanic cult River Song would be our human sacrifice. ...that we sacrifice over and over again

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

She's like Jack and we're the guy who takes hilarious pleasure out of killing him over and over.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

aSo we are Gray and the Master, respectively?

dibs being the Master

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Well being Gray means that I can skip through a meadow in slow motion and then stab unsuspenting people in the back. Which is awesome. So sign me up.

But omg I don't want to be tortured by aliens or shoot Tosh. Just the fun stuff.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

But you get to live on Tattooine!

Then again I get to go to the Dance Floor of Immaculate Beauty and Grace, so.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Well I don't want to skip the Tattooine part because who wouldn't want to live on Tattooine?

I'd still like to skip through the torture bit and go straight from Tattooine to stabbing Jack.

You also get Snape.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

That is a good part to skip too tbh. Stabbing Jack and BURYING HIM ALIVE. Hell yeah.

This is true. Hmmm.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Frankly I think I got the better one.

I don't want to be a bitch, but stabbing Jack and Tattooine > The Dancefloor of Immaculate Beauty and Grace and Snape. No offense, but it's true.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

But I get like, an entire year to stab/mutilate/decapitate/age/etc Jack, you only get to stab him once.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

BUT I GET TO SKIP THROUGH A MEADOW IN SLOW MOTION AND THEN STAB HIM.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

BUT I CAN DO ALL THAT AND MORE, I WON THE WORLD

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Well the entire years was erased. But the Jack pwnage was never erased. SO WHICH ONE IS REAL?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

YOUR MOM IS REAL

but Jack remembered it, so that counts for something doesn't it?

ALSO I GOT TO MAKE FRANCINE JONES MISERABLE SO I WIN. /I WIN/

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU'RE A BOGAN

Well I get to help kill Owen.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

BUt in doing so you kill Tosh.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I'm skipping over that.