'it's complicated' with river song

[thirty2flavors]

Since we all know Facebook is the key to unambiguifying interpersonal relationships...

[Poll #1374442]

Inspired, as always, by a conversation with bazcat89.

I have an interview with Health Canada tomorrow and I am ill. Somehow this seems foreboding.

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[lacunaz.livejournal.com]

YOU FORGOT TO ADD "IT'S COMPLICATED"

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I actually deliberately didn't add it because obviously that is the status he will use with River Song.

Actually I almost added a River component to this poll, but then I was like naahhh fuck River.

[dawn-xx.livejournal.com]

Oooh good luck on the interview! Maybe being sick is like one of those backwards omens, you know, like rain being good luck on your wedding day. I mean, you are going to a place that can theoretically fix you, you know? Maybe you need to be an employee there before you can be truly ~healed~.
Orrr... it'll just be fine in spite of you feeling under the weather. idk! We will see I guess!!

[flowrs4ophelia.livejournal.com]

Lulz, this poll is like a brilliant work of fanfic in itself.

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Thank you, speculating on the online lives of fictional character is something I do more often than I care to admit.

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Thank you! Hopefully my awful interviewing skills will somehow disappear between now and 2:30 tomorrow. Hopefully. Maybe.

[isaysquee.livejournal.com]

LOLing. XD It'd be great if they both listed as "in a relationship" but didn't say who. I can imagine them changing it like day-to-day "single--> in a relationship --> it's complicated --> in a relationship --> it's complicated" and so on... i'm sure GITF would be a "it's complicated" moment for both of them.

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Funnily enough, GITF is what prompted this discussion. I was saying with bazcat89 how I don't really buy into all the fics where Rose throws a bitchfit after it, for a whole slew of reasons but one of them being that (to quote my MSN conversation with Liz)

"_thirty2flavors: i think it comes from the delusion people have that theyw ere in a legit facebook relationship during s2
_thirty2flavors: when they totally weren't
_thirty2flavors: in facebook terms they were still in the stage of poking each other
bazcat89: they would have poke wars
bazcat89: and then leave obnoxious comments like I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE THIS POKE WAR"

[miss-mishi.livejournal.com]

They had both set their relationship status to 'hidden'
By the time 'Doomsday' happened they were in the middle of a fervent poke-war
One or both of them joined Enough with the poking, let's just have sex already
...and then chickened out and left


clearly

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ngl I had selected 'single' but this poll has made me reconsider 'hidden'. But the poke war/let's have sex group is basically canon, come on.

I tried to figure out ways to incorporate it being complicated with River Song and some Martha, Donna and possibly Romana bamfery, but I couldn't think of how to turn 'EVERYONE GETS INVITED TO EVENTS EXCEPT RIVER' into the form of a poll. Unless the options were yes, yes, yes, and yes.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

we are exluding river

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

YES.

YES WE ARE.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I AM CONVINCED THAT IT NEVER LEFT THE GIGGLEY POKE WAR STAGE.
joining that LET'S HAVE SEX ALREADY group is too srs for them

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

"ELIZABETH AND CHRISTINA ARE EXCLUDING RIVER SONG"

that was a good one

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I can see Rose joining the group for like, twenty seconds, then being mortified and leaving it and hiding both th feeds.

The Doctor would be oblivious though. SILLY HUMAN HORMONES.

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As much as I dislike River, what would we talk about if she was never created?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

THIS FACT IS ETERNAL AND FOREVER.

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obvs. never shall we include River Song.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Okay, I can maybe go with that.

Although Mickey saw it before she hid the feeds.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

omg ikr? she is at the center of all of our win. like a hilarious punching bag of failish win

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

not even when the galaxies collapse and we are abandoned on the edge of the Silver Devestation.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

NO JOKE I almost added the option "Mickey Likes this" because you know Mickey would be the ashole "liking" everything

Plus I feel like Mickey would have a moment of Royness whereinhe'd be like DUDE IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME FOR HIM AT LEAST ACTUALLY GET IT ON WITH HIM. OR IS HE LIKE, TOO ALIEN OR SOMETHING? DOES HE EVEN HAVE A --

and then Rose would hit him

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

did you make that up or is that from something i don't understand?

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If we were an evil satanic cult River Song would be our human sacrifice. ...that we sacrifice over and over again

[isaysquee.livejournal.com]

Haha! You have a point. I don't think Rose'd throw a fit... she'd be more confused than anything. Because she was all jealous of Sarah Jane but she was all fine with Reinette... what does your personal canon say about that? *is curious*

I think it'd be complicated for Rose because of Mickey though. She looked so upset when Mickey joined them in ep 3 but Mickey was so excited. I wonder what Mickey's relationship status would be at that point...