ngl I had selected 'single' but this poll has made me reconsider 'hidden'. But the poke war/let's have sex group is basically canon, come on.

I tried to figure out ways to incorporate it being complicated with River Song and some Martha, Donna and possibly Romana bamfery, but I couldn't think of how to turn 'EVERYONE GETS INVITED TO EVENTS EXCEPT RIVER' into the form of a poll. Unless the options were yes, yes, yes, and yes.