Bu-but that's just stupid. There are some truly horrid stories there and you're telling me people have actually read through them and found them good enough?! The Teaspoon mods are clearly not doing their job and/or have been replaced by a chimpanzee pressing random keys to OK fics.

HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE THAT MPREG IS?! And anyway it's not like the Doctor is in a committed relationship with a young, healthy woman with a perfectly functioning reproductive sys- oh WAIT.

You have got a point there, furthermore one can never know too much about ABBA. Mm spam and hijacks, that is what friends are for, and also to brew you coffee (this is an important criteria).