What is this awesomeness? I'm not even sure what I'm voting for but I still have to do it because I am struck by the sheer fantasticness of it all.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW A WHINY BOWLEGGED SPAWN OF SATAN WITH UNFABULOUS HAIR COULD POSSIBLY WIN OVER THE DOCTOR. IN ANYTHING. DOES NOT COMPUTE! This deserves capslocked moral indignation.