merry christmas to all!

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bazcat89 it would be like, santa clause is an alien threat
bazcat89 and then they kill santa
_thirty2flavors jack would probably sleep with santa first
bazcat89 Yes, he would
bazcat89 and then Gwen would punch him from behind
bazcat89 and then they'd shoot him an do an autopsy, and seize his sleigh
_thirty2flavors they would like
_thirty2flavors lock all the flying reindeer into cells with weevils
_thirty2flavors possibly while performing several cruel tests to figure out why rudolph's nose glows
_thirty2flavors owen would have a hissy fit because he got coal one year because he's such a jackass
bazcat89 They would confiscate Rudolph's nose to study the glowing mechanism
bazcat89 And Gwen would throw a moral!bitchfit
_thirty2flavors yeah
_thirty2flavors gwen would bitch about it
_thirty2flavors tosh would look uncomfortable
_thirty2flavors owen would call her a slut
bazcat89 and Owen would yell at Santa about the coal incident
_thirty2flavors jack would be like I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!!!!
bazcat89 Tosh would be busy calculating the thermal radiation level of the sleigh
_thirty2flavors yes tosh works on the sleigh
_thirty2flavors she like, finds technology in the sleigh that can cure cancer
bazcat89 Owen would autopsy stuff, Ianto would be useless and flaily
_thirty2flavors but no one listens to her because no one listens to tosh
bazcat89 and secretly upset because he loves santa
_thirty2flavors ianto would get cookies for santa
bazcat89 he would
_thirty2flavors with his wishlist
_thirty2flavors which is like
_thirty2flavors 1 - A PONY
_thirty2flavors 2 - A NEW SCRAPBOOK
bazcat89 and then he would be upset when informed that they shot santa
_thirty2flavors 3 - A NEW DIARY
_thirty2flavors 4 - A RING (HINT HINT JACK!!)
bazcat89 5 - fancy quill pen
_thirty2flavors lol yes jack sleeps on the couch that night
bazcat89 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED SANTA AND EXPERIMENTED ON RUDOLPH
bazcat89 THIS IS UNFORGIVEABLE
_thirty2flavors HAVE YOU NO SOUL
_thirty2flavors and he'd cry
bazcat89 he and Gwen would be butthurt for ages
_thirty2flavors I WAS HOPING TO GET A NEW SUIT IN ADDITION TO THE OTHER THINGS ON MY LIST
_thirty2flavors yes
bazcat89 And gwen would keep it from Rhys
_thirty2flavors he and gwen watch the rudolph with the puppets and cry
bazcat89 who would eventually find out and be horrified on about 25 levels
_thirty2flavors yeah rhys would be like
_thirty2flavors "why do you work for an organisation that kills santa and experiments onr eindeer?"
_thirty2flavors and she'd be like YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND and drug him
bazcat89 and then watch the Rudolph special with Ianto
_thirty2flavors yes
bazcat89 while crying and eating ice cream
_thirty2flavors meanwhle in croydon, sarah jane is like "i am going to kill those assholes"
bazcat89 Then she calls Martha who calls the Doctor
bazcat89 THEY DID WHAT??????
_thirty2flavors yes there is an abundance of christmas WHAT?ing
bazcat89 THIS IS WORSE THAN HARRIET AND THE SYCORAX