Yes, yes he does. He is also convinced that Dorea Potter is James Potter's mother, and shuts everyone who disagrees down. He also doesn't read AU on principle but just flames all fics with "AU" in the summary.
He also reports all songfics to website moderators for copyright violations because he is a DEPUTY SHERIFF and it's HIS DUTY.
...Dwight is totally the Masked Reviewer omg.
*laughs* Yes, yes he was. He also secretly fangirls Umbridge and wants to marry her. He tells Angela he wishes she had a cat Patronus and Angela just gives him, a "Wtf is wrong with you?/Why the fuck am I sleeping with you?" look.
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He also reports all songfics to website moderators for copyright violations because he is a DEPUTY SHERIFF and it's HIS DUTY.
...Dwight is totally the Masked Reviewer omg.
*laughs* Yes, yes he was. He also secretly fangirls Umbridge and wants to marry her. He tells Angela he wishes she had a cat Patronus and Angela just gives him, a "Wtf is wrong with you?/Why the fuck am I sleeping with you?" look.