the most important poll ever

[thirty2flavors]

There's a bus strike here and basically the whole city is dooooomed, because it's winter and exams are on and people who lack cars have no way to get anywhere. Also I have an exam tomorrow morning, but I am unconcerned and so bazcat89 and I are discussing Fanfiction Trope #87 - Excessively Crying Male.

Anyway, that leads me to this BURNING QUESTION I have for you, my friends:

[Poll #1312493]

ETA - As christycorr has pointed out I made a greivous error in forgetting THE TRAGIC DEMISE OF DOBBY, but I cannot edit it into the poll. You may show your support in the comments if you so choose.

Comments

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Appropriate icon(s) are most definitely appropriate....

No, no. He's the kind of fan that secretly cries at midnight by candlelight, and then when asked he'd be like GOD THIS BOOK SUCKS EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IMMORTALITY DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. IDIOTS.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Possibly. So long as we agree that when asked he hated DH, and the epilogue, and JKR's writing was lazy, and the characterisation was all wrong, and please, horcruxes, come on, like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named couldn't find better, less-sentimental hiding places.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

He totally answers with all of those things.

GOD JIM OF COURSE IT WASN'T LOGICAL FOR HIM TO HIDE THAT HORCRUX IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT YOU WOULD THINK THAT

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Oh man no Jim totally doesn't know anything about HP except he saw one of the movies once or something.

Except Jim maybe set important pages of the carpetbook as Dwight's desktop for like a week proceeding the DH release.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Well DUH, he's just baiting Dwight.

You know he did that. It's canon now. Just so you know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Dwight is one of those HA NICE TRY JIM BUT THERE IS NO WAY HARRY REALLY NAMES HIS SON ALBUS SEVERUS NEXT TIME TRY BETTER FAKE SPOILERS PFT

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

HONESTLY JIM DRACO WOULD NEVER NAME HIS SON AFTER A TRANSFORMER DON'T BE RIDICULOUS

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

OMFG YES HE WOULD NOTICE THE TRANSFORMER REFERENCE 100%

He lined up at midnight to go see the Transformers movie release.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE HE WOULD

He also dressed up in full Jedi gear and camped outside theatres for the new Star Wars films.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Yes.

Even though they were TERRIBLE. SO TERRIBLE!

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

THEY WERE TERRIBLE. YOU CAN'T USE THE FORCE TO KILL YOURSELF EVERYBODY KNOWS THE LIMITATIONS. AND I TOTALLY DID NOT BUY THE CHEWBOCCA BACK STORY IT JUST MADE NO SENSE IN THE CONTEXT OF RETURN OF THE JEDI.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Who supposedly killed themselves wiht the Force?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Actually I was BSing that...somewhat. I remember when after Padme died Obi Wan was like SHE DIDN'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE SO SHE....DIDN'T and I kind of assumed that she turned The Force inwards upon herself or something....especially since Luke and Leia were so ~strong~ in it and everything.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Oh okay. I would believe you since I have poor knowledge of Star Wars canon, and her death was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. BITCH YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH, YOU SHOULD HAVE THE WILL TO LIVE.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Damn, I should have just lied and made you believe me.

That entire sequence was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. When Darth Anakin started NNOOOOOOOOOOOO-ing I was just laughing hysterically.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE NOOOOO. And I was in theatres and people were like STFU. Omfg itw as hilarious though.

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[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

OMFG OMFG LIRRL THAT IS AMAZING OMG

have you seen the robot chicken Star Wars thing?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I might have but it doesn't come to mind, is it on youtube?

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I think it's up on the Adult Swin website.

THERE IT IS
I just IMed the link to you