ROFLOL!!!! I can just picture this happening. And the poor Doctor: He'll face Cybermen, Daleks, Sontarans, Macras, Carrionites, the Krillitane, the Vashta Nerada, and anything else that'll crawl out of the woodwork, but when Jackie Tyler's on the prowl, he'll go running in fear. One of the [many] reasons I love that guy so much.