Yeah like 99% of it is hideously angsty. And the stuff I write is typically less angsty than most, too.

I couldn't resist! And though I'm not sure it was consciously inspired by Bertie, once I'd typed it I noticed and thought "right, so this is Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans" and figured if I had the Doctor draw attention to it then I was excused. Besides if people can have Rose reading Twilight all over the place (AGH) then I can have the Doctor fangirl Harry Potter. Which is canon, anyway.

In the words of Liz, "I guess it really sucks to be an exceptionally brilliant old dude".