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I totally posted not long ago, but too bad. Two matters of importance:

You know you wanna take this poll regarding which of Ten's lines is the most assholeish.

Secondly, [livejournal.com profile] goldy_dollar and I are creating a Torchwood drinking game, specifically with the upcoming special/whatever this summer. So far we have:

-Torchwood causes the problem they then have to solve (1 drink)
-The Rift did it (1 drink)
-Jack stands on a roof (1 drink)
-Ianto and/or Jack cries (1 drink each)
-Someone makes out with and/or has sex with someone besides their boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/partner (1 drink for Jack; 2 for Gwen and Ianto)
-Torchwood's fail actually kills some/many of the people they are attempting to save (1 drink)
-Some casual citizen who should know nothing about such a Top Secret Agency knows all about the Top Secret Agency (1 drink)
-Jack hugs a whale (drink the whole bottle)

Suggestions are greatly appreciated.

Date: 2009-05-01 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
Someone uses the invisible elevator, you see the pterodactyl, there's something inherently unsexy (cybermen) that has been sexified for no reason other than fanservice (cybergirlfriend)

Date: 2009-05-01 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
I'd like to note that I've only ever seen 4 episodes of torchwood :D

Date: 2009-05-01 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
In those four episodes you clearly got A PERFECT PICTURE of what the entire show is like

Date: 2009-05-01 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
hahahaha how about someone shows up who's had sex with Jack in the past?

Date: 2009-05-01 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
YES

or jack knows something eh shouldn't know because he seduced somebody

Date: 2009-05-01 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
someone remarks on jack's style of clothing?

gwen ignores rhys in order to stick around and do something pointless for jack

Date: 2009-05-01 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
ooo maybe there'll be a HER/HIS NAME WAS TOSH/OWEN

Date: 2009-05-01 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
I hope so seeing as they were the only members of torchwood who might have actually been useful

Date: 2009-05-01 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
Trufax. They are now without a technical genius or a doctor. They just have a coffee boy, a former cop and ... Jack.

Well done, Torchwood.

I decided it was totally altTosh who built the dimension cannon. Because only Tosh is that cool.

Date: 2009-05-01 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
Ianto's uses are as follows: the torchwood form of Jears (Jack!Tears from LOST), jack's boytoy and...sometimes he has cybermen girlfriends. Gwen is equally useless. And Jack is Jack.

WHY WOULD THEY KILL OFF TOSH AND OWEN?

Date: 2009-05-01 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
I sometimes wonder if they killed off Tosh and Owen specifically to make room for Martha and Mickey (the doctor and the techie), and then Freema quit and they were like WELL GODDAMNIT.

I kind of hope that happened because LULZ.

Date: 2009-05-01 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
See I could see that being awesome but Freema got another job so they fucked that one up. Mickey'll probably come along anyway. Maybe they can get someone else from the Doctor's past! MAYBE THE RANI WHO IS BEING PLAYED BY GILLIAN ANDERSON HAVE I MENTIONED HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS :D :D :D

Date: 2009-05-01 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
I'm legit hoping Mickey is in the special and it's just been a relatively well-kept secret and/or I just haven't seen as many Torchwood spoilers as I have spoilers for Doctor Who

MAYBE THE RANI WHO IS BEING PLAYED BY GILLIAN ANDERSON HAVE I MENTIONED HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS :D :D :D

bb I hate to break it to you but the same newspaper also ran an article about some actress I've never heard of playing the Doctor's mom in the Christmas special. I think it may be false.

Date: 2009-05-01 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt D: D: D: D: NOW I AM SADPANTS. FINE KALI, FINE.

If they don't get Mickey who the fuck ARE they gonna get.

OH WAIT!

BETS THAT THERE'S MAGICALLY A PETE'S WORLD TOSH AND OWEN WHO COME TO TORCHWOOD BECAUSE THEY WERE STUPID AND DIDN'T PLAN THIS WELL

Date: 2009-05-01 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
I mean it might be true, but I'm just saying. I'm torn between being like LOL and being like "do we really need another time lord?" That said if it was like, 'GILLIAN ANDERSON AS ROMANA' I would've been pumped, so I'm just a dirty hypocrite.

Seriously there's no believable way those three can take care of themselves for that long. I saw casting stuff on ONTD once and it was two randoms I've never heard of and I was like DNW

The best part is how what's her name, Naoko Mori, and Burn Gorman were better actors than any of the remaining cast.

Date: 2009-05-01 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
SERIOUSLY NO ONE ELSE THERE CAN ACT. ACTING IS NOT CRYING FREELY THEN KISSING THINGS PEOPLE

Date: 2009-05-01 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
John Barrowman is seriously so lolariously bad, I can't get over it. And I hate Gwen so I can't even comment on Eve Myles fairly, and then Ianto is just such an illogical character

And then I've heard that Naoko Mori did her death scene in one take. THERE IS A CLEAR WINNER HERE.

Date: 2009-05-01 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
Well yes, she's awesome. NO ONE GETS ANYTHING DONE WITHOUT HER! Ianto and Gwen would have been exterminated if she hadn't set up that timey stoppy thing!

Date: 2009-05-01 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
Tosh saves their asses from BEYOND THE GRAVE

Did you know she's the doctor/scientist lady in Aliens of London? The one examining the pig thing? She talks to Nine.

Date: 2009-05-01 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
Woah, really? That's weiiiiirrrrrdddddd. Well Tosh is the shit so I'm not surprised. And she doesn't get picked up by torchwood until AFTER canary wharf

Date: 2009-05-01 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
Actually the timeline's messed up because presumably that shit happens before Canary Wharf, but in the scene where Tosh dies she makes a joke thing with Owen about how she was filling in for him and "lol, pig alien" and stuff.

So who the fuck knows.

Unless Jack started collecting people/running Torchwood three before Torchwood London fell apart.

Date: 2009-05-01 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
It's possible. Jack does "collect" people and didn't he say everyone in torchwood died in 2000 and then he restructured from the ground up?

oh who the fuck knows. let's just blame it on timey wimey :D

Date: 2009-05-01 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
HAHA YES THE GUY KILLS EVERYONE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE '99 BECAUSE "THE 21ST CENTURY IS WHEN EVERYTHING CHANGES"

I choose to believe it was Tosh just because I like Tosh and she deserves to be on a better show. She'd have made a good companion. I remember once Liz and I were like "I'd get a Tosh icon but then PEOPLE MIGHT THINK I LIKE TORCHWOOD"

Date: 2009-05-01 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-mishi.livejournal.com
hahahahahaha you could get one that says "I like Tosh. I hate Torchwood."

Date: 2009-05-01 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com
-Jack makes an oblique reference to the Doctor while staring mournfully up at the sky (1 drink)
-Gwen and Jack Share A Moment guaranteed to make Jack/Ianto shippers blame Gwen for everything from the Iraq War to Global Warming (1 drink)
-Gwen hides something from Rhys (1 drink)
-Jack Has A Mysterious (but completely uninteresting) past (1 drink)
-Jack is a bigger douche than usual (2 drinks)

Date: 2009-05-01 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
-Jack makes an oblique reference to the Doctor while staring mournfully up at the sky (1 drink)

you mean when he talks about THE RIGHT KIND OF DOCTOR? oh, jack. so pathetic.

-Jack is a bigger douche than usual (2 drinks)

How would we measure this, though?

Date: 2009-05-01 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bazcat89.livejournal.com
Jack has his shirt off for no apparent reason.
Gwen looks confused.

Date: 2009-05-01 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
Does he really take his shirt off a lot, because i totally don't remember. He DOES have office sex a few times I think.

Date: 2009-05-01 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bazcat89.livejournal.com
No, but he is occasionally shirtless for no apparent reason.

Date: 2009-05-01 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
WOULD IT BE ALRIGHT BY YOU
IF IIII DEFABRICATE YOUUUUUUU?

Date: 2009-05-01 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melnay13.livejournal.com
And he'd say that's not important to me. Alright, why not? He'd reply.

And that's how we'd begin, Jack shirtless and I.

That's how we'd begin, Jack's penis and I.

Date: 2009-05-01 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
I don't reaaally want to contemplate all the places Jack's penis must have been.

Having said that you've seent his right? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w4FKJbYUFQ)

Date: 2009-05-01 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] christycorr
*laughs* I love that poll!

Date: 2009-05-01 04:40 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-01 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melnay13.livejournal.com
-They say "Torchwood" to dismiss local law enforcement, who are obviously pissed.

-Gwen stares open mouthed at something.

Date: 2009-05-01 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmepatsy.livejournal.com
I approve of this.

Date: 2009-05-01 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
I am glad. I hope the special does not let me down.

Date: 2009-05-01 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elirrina.livejournal.com
I love it!

How about Jack doesn't explain something/is cryptic about something that it would make more sense to explain - example: because really, it's not a huge secret, Torchwood could totally fix it, etc.

Date: 2009-05-01 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
YES I LOVE JACK'S UNNECCESSARY CRYPTICNESS.

Date: 2009-05-01 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hysteriagalore.livejournal.com
I heartily approve of these drinking games! Now I just have to find people to watch TW with, so I can play them. Of course there's always the option of watching them with people online, ensuing internet madness and all (ten minutes into the episode and you'd probably have passed out already).

Date: 2009-05-01 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
No lie, [livejournal.com profile] goldy_dollar living here has opened up a world of nerdy possibilities. LIKE TORCHWOOD DRINKING GAMES.

Date: 2009-05-01 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hysteriagalore.livejournal.com
I just have to say if Jack hugs a whale or even something remotely similar to one, I will HAPPILY drink the whole bottle.

Also I encourage drinking before/during and after any TW episode, I imagine they'd be pretty awesome if you did.

Date: 2009-05-01 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
You do know he BASICALLY hugs a space whale in "Meat", right? Best episode ever.

Date: 2009-05-01 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hysteriagalore.livejournal.com
YES AND I LOVE IT.
The picture of space!Whale with the words "Love me Jack" made my day. (So I stalked that post as well WHAT OF IT?)

Date: 2009-05-01 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/
SpaceWhale ships Space Whale/Jack.

Date: 2009-05-01 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hysteriagalore.livejournal.com
Space Whale is such a slut. It'd be a perfect match for Jack.

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